Engineering Status for Whatsapp

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Status for Engineers

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Beta tere liye rishta aaya h, ladki Bhi Engineer h,
Lekin Maa dono berozgaar honge to ghar kaise chalega!

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At its heart, engineering is about using science to find
creative, practical solutions. It is a noble profession.

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Newton Asked How to Write 4 between 5
Pharma student : Good Joke
M.BA. student : Impossible
Engineer student : F(IV)E
Engineers ROCKs.

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Whatsapp Status for Civil Engineer

Whatsapp Status for Civil Engineer
Whatsapp Status for Civil Engineer

Engineers have done “ONE NIGHT STANDS”
more than anybody else in this world

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Getting Attendance at the end of every class
is like getting salary at the end of the month

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Forgive quickly, kiss slowly,
love truly, laugh loudly, study rarely.

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Whatsapp Status for Software Engineer

Whatsapp Status for Software Engineer
Whatsapp Status for Software Engineer

A Software Engineer was smoking

A Lady Said: “Can’t U See the Warning!
Smoking is Injurious to Health..!!
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He Replied:
“We bother Only about ERRORS.. Not WARNINGS..”

Chartered Engineer Status

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather….not screeming and yelling like his

passengers in car.

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Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it

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The “Night Out” ever…… but I don’t know why they took me to police station. Am I Famous??

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You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture they hands you the camera.

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The “Night Out” ever…… but I don’t know why they took me to police station. Am I Famous??

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When I see my current CGPA , I think,I’ve qualified JEE or not .

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Whatsapp Status for Computer Engineer

Whatsapp Status for Computer Engineer
Whatsapp Status for Computer Engineer

There are so many people in the world but in my world there is only one person and that’s you

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All the birds in the sky, all the fish in the sea, will never explain what you mean to me.

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At its heart, engineering is about using science to find creative, practical solutions. It is a noble profession.

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4 yrs
40 subjects
400 experiments
4000 assignments
40000 hours
A normal human CANNOT do it.
Those super heroes are called
‘ENGINEERING STUDENTS’

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Newton Asked How to Write 4 between 5
Pharma student : Good Joke
M.BA. student : Impossible
Engineer student : F(IV)E
Engineers R.O.C.K.

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Life on earth is expensive, but it includes a free trip around the sun.

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Whatsapp Status for Mechanical Engineer

Whatsapp Status for Mechanical Engineer
Whatsapp Status for Mechanical Engineer

Most times your computer is not responding as you expected
first try to find out if the “ERROR” is not sitting right next to the computer

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Forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh loudly, study rarely.

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Everybody says Engineering is so easy that it is just like walking in a park
But only Engineers know that park is called Jurassic Park

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Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????

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I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens
keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.

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Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he

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Whatsapp Status for Electrical Engineer

Whatsapp Status for Electrical Engineer
Whatsapp Status for Electrical Engineer

A computer once beat me at chess,
but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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A normal person will fix the broken things but an engineer
will first break a thing and then he would fix it.

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An engineers’s worst nightmare is teacher taking
the class but not taking the attendance.

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No one can speak better English than an engineer
who is having bottle of beer in his hand.

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The most common dialogue on the opening day of an engineering college is
Bhai, iss saal bhi koi khaas ladkiya nahi hain!

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