Latest Whatsapp Messages and SMS {2016}

Whatsapp messages connects people to each other as well as keeps you updated with latest and fresh status, that reflects your character. We know that Whastapp is the best communication medium today, which popularity is increasing day by day and provides a language independent platform so you can use any status in your desired language. If you are looking for best whatsapp messages, cool whatsapp messages, sad whatsapp messages or a kind of spy whatsapp messages, then we can assure you that here you will find fresh and latest collection of best your desired whatsapp messages in bulk which will help you to wish your friends, family, and others. So get ready to enjoy with the best Whatsapp messages and quotes and share your feelings with your loved ones. Our Whatsapp messages also serve you show your coolness, love and attitude to others which can help you to shine among your friend circle.

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Whatsapp Messages

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Whatsapp-Messages

Whatsapp ek masti hai
Call se sasti hai
Neend ko udati hai
Khoon ko badati hai
Dimag ko pakati hai
Par kuch bhi ho
ek doosre ki yaad to dilati hai

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“Nasha Mohabbat” ka ho
“Sharab” ka ho ….ya
“Whats App” ka ho.
“Hosh” teeno mein kho jate hai
“Farak” sirf itna hai ki,
“Sharab” saala deti hai…
“Mohabbat” rula deti hai,
Aur
“Whats App” yaaro ki yaad dila deti hai…!
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Dedicated to all my lovely friends.

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Earthquake Aane Pe Ghabrayein Mat… Yeh Karein
1. Turant Apna Facebook Status Update Karein
2. Bhaag Ke Jaan Bachayein
3. Bahar Aake Bheed Ke Saath Ek Selfie Lein
4. Bhale Hi Apni Fati Padi Ho But Khud Ko Cool Show Karein, Ghabrayein Mat, Doosro Par Hanse

Ki Saale Kaisa Bhaaga Tu
Janhit Mein Jaari!

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A great man said,
I still use Pythagorus theorem of 30, 60, 90 to solve most difficult problems of life.
Only difference is, ‘degrees’ have been replaced by ‘ml’ 30ml, 60ml, 90ml!.

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Lips se lips milty hain to kia hota hai ..?
Aye hayee
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Munh band ho jata hai or kia
Soch badlne ki bht zyada zarurat hai tum logo ko

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Ye ban-van Maggi tak to thik hai, agar kisi ne pani puri ki
taraf Aankh bhi uthai to kasam se dange ho
jaege

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Aey larkion suno Apne roop per itna garor
na kero…
Yeh bus 2 din ki hasti hai…
Tumare moun per tab tak masti hai…
Jab
tak Fair & Lovely sasti hai.

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full enjoy kiya msg
Boys agar ladki do din pyaar se baat kare.. aur fir achaanak
baat karna band kar de.. toh samajh lo.. uski
boyfriend se sulah ho gayi hai.

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Dedicated to All Students .. :'( —>
Dil tod shayari:

Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu

wah wah.

Koyle k khan se Hira kaise nikalu

Gaur farmaiyega ki koyle k khan se hira kaise nikalu
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INTERNAL me hi fail hu,
To SALA semester kaise sambhalu..?

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Why do women spend so much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MIND?
Because they know that men are STUPID but not BLIND.

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Didn’t have alcohol for a week and got a text from my liver,
“Bhai, mar gaya kya?!”

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pancho khali sthan par ek hi shabd rakhna h whats app sms
Chup ho kis wajha se hamen Maloom nai magr,
Dil doob sa jata hai jb tum bakwas ni krte

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“YADGAAR DATE”
Ek Din Me Us k Sath Gaya Date Par,
Phir Usne Apni Birthday Pe Bulaya Gate Par,
Ham Ne Kuch Baten ki Beth Kar,
Us k Bhai Ki Hat Gai Hame Dekh kar,
Phir Usne Mujhe Chamat Diya Khench kar,
Phir Laat Maari Mere Pet Pr,
Ek Hafte Tak Me Leta Raha Bed Par,
Ab Kabhi Nahi Jaonga Date Par.

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Ladkiyan ek dusre ko gift deti hai;
perfume,earing ,suits,flowers ,chocolets.

Aor ladka???
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Ye le ladki ka number,bus mera naam nahi
aana chahiye.

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karuna par sms wth image
Us bewafa ki yaad me jam hathon me utha liya
.phir lagaya bread pe aur fatafat khaa lia:-)
Moral: sab aashiq sharabi nahi hoty kuch meethy k b shoqen hoty he.

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Positive thinking poem little bird in the sky dropping shit into ur eye u dont worry u dont cry

u just thank god that cows do not fly.

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When it rains
the couples reaction – wow
what a romantic wheather lovng it <3
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Singles – kya sala her jagah panipani,
pura keechad ho gya ..

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Dedicated To All Gals Who Broke Up Wid Their Bf’s
Arz Kiya Hai
Kya Hua Wo Bewafa Nikla To
Mat Bura Kaho Usko
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Tum Humse Set Ho Jao Ab Dafa Kro Usko

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Whatsapp Msg

Here we are providing a huge collection of unique Whatsapp messages, which is being very popular in this festive season. The year is about to end and you would be looking for new year whatsapp messages so with us you may copy and use as your social media platform status. It is a language independent platform so you can use any status in your desired language.

Whatsapp-status-messages
Whatsapp-status-messages

I’m jealous my parents,
I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs

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The only reason I am fat because a
tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

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There comes a point in life, when you realize
who really matters, who never did, and who always will..

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Galileo: Great mind
Einstein: genius mind
Newton: Extraordinary mind
Bill gates: brilliant mind
ME: Never Mind.

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Dear Math, please grow up and solve
your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

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I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because
it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

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If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious…
I’d wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why?

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I want to be your teardrop. Born in your
eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

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I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed,
so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is
why some people appear bright until they speak.

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Aache dost ko ruthane per hamesha manana chahiye kyonke
wo kamene hamare sare razz… jante hote hai

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Chinta na karo hamesha Kush Raho..!
Zindgi ka pata nahi kab ruk jaye ,Is lye Apna Supne Jaldi pure kore..

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Fiqr kar uski jo apki fiqr kre, Vase
to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard Insaan.

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Dosti phul se karoge toh mehek jaoge,Barish se karoge toh
bhig jaoge,suraj se karoge toh jal jaoge,mujse karoge toh bigad
jaoge, aur nai karoge toh kaha jaoge. mi esa kya kahu apne bf se ki wo mere pyar mi pagl ho jay

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Zindagi chain sey guzar jaye
Agar wo zehan sey utar jaye

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Koi phoolo se krta h pyar koi kaanto
se hum unse krte h pyar jo hum se krte h pyar

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hum to aaj bhi apane hunar me dum rakhate hai
chaa jate hai rang jb mahfile me kadam rakhate hai

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Chahta to tumhe do pal me hi
apna bna leta..par kam ke karn busy tha..

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Yaaro Ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai,
Kholne Se Pehle Botal Hilai Jati Hai.

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Whatsapp sms

Indian is the country of festivals and people generally want to give their well wishes to their close people in a different collection of words. Our Whatsapp sms are very much helpful for those people because we have a large collection of whatsapp sms for all the festivals and occasions celebrate in India.

Whatsapp-Sms
Whatsapp-Sms

Me: pata hai tu mere liye kitni important hai?
GF: kitni?
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Me: Tata Namak jitni, Toothpaste se lekar Dinner
tak bas tu hi tu.

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Question during bank officers interview :
What are mutual funds ?
Candidate :
Sir, Mutual funds are subject to market risks.
Read the offer documents carefully before investing …!
Interviewer (with shoe in his hand)

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Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale paray ghum se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab ghamon ko bhulanay k liye

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Koe mila hi nahi jis ko wafa date.
Her ik ne dokha diya kis kis ko saza dete.
ye humara zarf tha k khamosh rahe
dastan sunate to mehfil ko rula dete.

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Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko ZaLimo,
Mujh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mud K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai.

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baat hi baat mein kun log badal jate hain
kya huwa itna bhi kun sasta bahal jate hain
wade par wade hi kun roz kiye jate ho
kya sabhi kaam sada aise bhi chal jate hain
be rukhi par bhi tumhari hai muhabat tum se
ishq ki rasi ke kab jal ke bhi bal jate hain

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aur kya kuch chahiye ab dastaan k waste
soch likh di hai ik meharban k waste
apni tanhai se hadd ka piyar hai mujh ko tu phr
khud se hi batein karun tere guman k waste

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Kya kahun tujhko? Khwab kahun to toot jayega,
dil kahun to bikhar jayega
Sochta hun tera naam zindagi rakh loon,
maut se pehle to tera saath chuut na payega

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Wo Jo Humare Liye Khas Hote He
Jinke Liye DIL Me Ehsas Hote He
Chahe Waqt Kitna B Dur Kar De Unhe
Par Dur RehKar bhi Wo DIL Ke Pas Hote He

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Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo,
Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo,
Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo,
Aaj ek sms aur kar lo,
Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal
balance ho na ho….

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Suraj Ki Pehli Kiran Me Saaton Rang Ho
Baagon Me Phoolon Ki Khushboo Sang Ho
Aap Jab Bhi Khole Apni Palken,
Aapke Chehre Pe HOLI Ka Rang Ho.

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Pehle w0 Mri GirlFrnd thi
Me Bolta or w0 Sunti thi
Phir w0 Mri Mangetr bani
w0 Bolti or Me Sunta tha
Ab w0 Mri BV hy
Hm 2no Bolte hn
Pura MOHALA snta hy….

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Hum Toh Tujhe Chahte Hai Har Pal
Tu Bhi Apne Hone Ka Haq Jata De
Kuchh Aur Nahin Toh Kar Itna Karam
Jahan Tu Yaad Na Aaye Wo Jagah Bata De.

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Tumse door rehkar tumhe MISS kiya hamne
Tumhare liye God se WISH kiya humne
Tumhari YAAD jab ayi to
Bade pyar ke sath SMS kiya hamne

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Phooloan se kya dosti karte ho,
Phool to murjha jaate hain.
Aggar dosti karni hai to kaanton se karo,
Kyun ki woh chubh kar bhi yaad aatein hain…

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For Pepsi Ranbir
For Coke Aamir
For Mirinda Asin
For Fanta Genelia
For Slice Katrina
For Thums up Salman
Aur Ganne Ke Ras ke liye Admin ko Chunna hai!

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Mobile ek MANDIR hai;
Whatsapp uska DEVTA;
Group Banane Wala PUJARI;
Message Bhejne Wala DANI;
Padhane wala BHAKT;
Aur Reply Na Karne Wala…
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Bhikhari!

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I got msg on WhatsApp: Bored lady in your city looking for some hot action.
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So I sent her my clothes that needed to be ironed!

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Group Members Chahe Kaise Bhi Ho: Awaara, Pagal aur ya fir Deewane.
Par Jab Unke Message Aate Hai to Chehre pe Muskaan Jaroor Aati Hai.
Tab Mehsus Hota Hai Ki Saale, Tedhe hein Par Mere hai!

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Aao Aaj Apko Mobile Pe Whatsapp Pe Film Dikhate Hain
Start

The End!

Yeh Thi Rajesh Khanna Ki super-hit film
“KORA KAGAZ”!
Thank you Mat Bolna!

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Whatsapp funny messages

Funny Whatsapp messages and SMS for your Whatsapp status, is being extremely popular in India. People use this kind of messages to make other laugh. We are sure that You and Your friends would surely like our fresh collection of funny messages. Check out here for all Whatsapp Status select any the best one of your choice.

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Funny-whatsapp-messages

1 Apple… No Doctor
1 Tulsi Patta… No Cancer
1 Nimbu… No Fat
1 Glass Milk… No Bone Problms
3 Ltr Water… Skin Saaf
&
Daily Whatsapp… No stress, Mood fresh

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Me : Watsapp pe kyu nahi ho. . . ?
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Gf : Aise Hi
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Me : To install karo na. .!
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Gf : ek shart par..
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Me : Kya. . . . . ?
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Gf : Tum mujhe apna watsapp ka
password bataoge….!
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cant stop laughing

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Mujhe ek ladki ka Whatsapp pe msg aya…!!
Aur boli apni pics Whatsapp Profile pe mat
dala karo….!!
I said why?
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Then she said: Lipstick se mera Smartphone
ganda ho jata hai…

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: I want 2 impress that beautiful girl,
which machine can I use?
Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside,
if it’s wide use three
fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down.
Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful..
Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

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My biggest concern in life is actually how
my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

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People who exercise live longer, but what’s
the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

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Is there anything more awkward than when you are
singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.

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I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about
to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

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A TV can insult your intelligence,
but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

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How do people write an auto biography?
I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday

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Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u
please allow me to complete the whole sentence before
you start guessing & suggesting.

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Whatsapp Messages in Hindi

We are providing here best Whatsapp msg all the occasion celebrated in India. So if you want to wish anyone in Hindi, English or in any other language you can easily do that. That’s not enough, in fact our Whatsapp msg are extremely unique then others which let you excel among your colleagues and friend circle.

Whatsapp-Msg
Whatsapp-Msg

A friend is someone who can see the truth and
pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.

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A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend
would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.

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That awesome moment when you’re telling
a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.

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Fake friends are around when they think you’re cool.
True friends are around even when they think you’re fool.

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It is easy to earn. Friendship is hard to get; wealthy depreciates
everyday but our friendship will ever appreciate and be there forever.

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If winning isn’t everything
why do they keep score.?

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A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

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The patience of a mother
might be likened to a tube of toothpaste,
it’s never quite all gone.

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Girls use photoshop to look beautiful..
Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

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Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll
never know who you will meet in your dreams.

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Every love story is beautiful
but ours is my favourite.

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Better to b alone than being
wid sme1 who makes u feel alone…

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Anyone can catch your eye, but it
takes someone special to catch your heart.

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Cold weather is the
perfect excuse for hugging.

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I love fall and winter because
it gives us more reasons to cuddle!

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I thought to just chill out this
winter but now I m actually chilling.

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*Winter* Couples: We are going to cuddle and snuggle
like there is no tomorrow. Me: *stares at pillow* You love me right?

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Whatsapp dare messages

Whatsapp dare messages is the new concept launch by us that will help you to show your daring personality to your friends, relatives and others. You can check our festive thoughts and ideas with every single person you want to connect with. We have huge collection of best Whatsapp messages, pictures, status and ideas.

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Whatsapp-dare-messages

Can U Tell Me..

What occurs!
Once in a Year,
Once in a Day,
But never in a Week ?

Answer: Alphabet ‘A’

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A small workshop to the BRAIN on a WET day :
The same letter is missing three times in each word.
Fill the blanks

1. M — L—RI—
2. DI—MI— —
3. — INI—U—
4. A — TE — —A
5. BA— — A— E
6. R—L—AS—
7. —U — — IES
8. A — — RAC—
9. CHA— — I —
10. — AXI — U—

Answer:-
1. MALARIA
2. DISMISS
3. MINIMUM
4. ANTENNA
5. BAGGAGE
6. RELEASE
7. MUMMIES
8. ATTRACT
9. CHASSIS
10. MAXIMUM

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Test your left brain

CAPTAIN ALI IS THE CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP
THE CAPTAIN OF THE SHIP IS CAPTAIN ALI
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE SHIP.
Guess the Ship Name.
Only genius can answer

Answer:-
The name of the Ship is “What”
The last line says.. “What” is the name of the Ship

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Whatsapp messages collection

Gujarati Whatsapp quotes for Whatsapp status are most commonly explored by the people who lives in the Gujrat to communicate. With our amazing Whatsapp quotes you will be able to explain your love with the perfect use of characters because we provide huge collection new love, cool, attitude and other kind of Whatsapp status.

Whatsapp-messages-collection
Whatsapp-messages-collection

When you see a falling star in night, make
a wish, it will come true b’coz I wished and I found you.

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My love for you is like a fart.So
that Everything about it is powered by my heart.

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“Value of relation” is not that how much you feel happy
with some one . . But it is that so how much some one
feels ALONE without you!

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Zindagi ki rahon mein jab aage aage jaoge, Peeche
ek saya tum har dum paoge, Mudke dekhoge to tanhai
hogi, Agar mehsoos karoge to hum ko paoge…

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Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai. Balance rakhkar bhi log
garib hote hai Khud to msg karte nahi hai, Muft ke msg padhne
ke kitne shauqin hote hai…

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Sukhe Patte Ko Bhi Mil Rahi Hai Zindagi Hawaao Se,
Ekraar-e-Mohabbat Ne Jahan Ka Mosam Badal Diya

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Har aahat humara ehsas dilaye gi,
Har hawa kissa sunaye gi,
Itni yadein bhar dein gey app ki zindagi main,
Na chahtay howay bhi app ko humari yaad ayey gi…

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Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect

and
our new generation

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removes
head phones
to give respect!

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SINDHI bhai opened Sweets shop & gave an advertisement..!

Helper required,

Qualification:- Must have diabetes!

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ALL Happy Husbands Behave Like Amir Khan In Ghajini –
Biwi Ki Sunte Hain,
Samajhte Hain,
Aur.
15 Minute Ke Baad Sab BhooL Jaate Hain.

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Parlok mein rajiv gandhi ko achanak hansi aa gai,
indira gandhi ne puchha: kya hua?
Rajiv: sonia se shadi maine ki par bhugat manmohan singh raha hai.!

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Sardar wounded in an accident goes to a doc
Dr:Stitches lagana padenge
Sarder:Kitne paise ..
Dr- 3000 Rs
Sardar: Sir stiches lagwana hai, embroidery nahi karwani

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Why worry about things you cannot change?
Let go and move on, because LIFE isn’t waiting.

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I come up with the best ideas when sitting
on the toilet then forget them after the flush.

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Forget what hurt you in the past.
But never forget what it taught you.

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Someone else is happy with
less than what you have.

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There is no price in market for YOUR EMOTIONS
so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE.,

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Whatsapp nice messages

Whatsapp nice messages and greetings are being an extremely searched item across the country. So here we would like to offer some latest Whatsapp messages 2016, available in different languages like Hindi, Marathi, English, Telugu, Tamil, Punjabi etc. You can share them as your festive thoughts and ideas with every single person you want to connect with.

Whatsapp-nice-messages
Whatsapp-nice-messages

Never Tell Ur Problems to Anyone.
20% will not Care
&
80% will be Glad that U have Them.

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2 Things brings Happiness & Success
in Life:
1: The way U Manage
when U have Nothing.
&
2: The way U Behave
when U have Everything.

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What is SUCCESS ?
SUCCESS is, when Ur Photo’s
are Uploaded on ‘GOOGLE’ instead of Whatsapp

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You are the beat in my heart,
the music in my laughter,
the tears in my eyes.
You are my whole world.

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Just the thought of you brightens up my morning,
brings smiles to my evening and makes my day

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Love the life you live.
Live the life you love

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Qayamat toot padti hai zara se hoth hilne par
na jaane kya hashr hoga agar vo muskuraye to.

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Tum mano Na Mano hm yaad karenge tum sMJho na
sMJho huM aitbaR krege kya kre ya Rishta hi kuch esa
he tum Msg kR0 ya Na kR0 hM intezaR kaRen

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Mujshe mat puch ki kyun
aankhein jhuka li maine..
Teri tasveer thi inn aankhon mein
woh tujhi se chupa li maine..

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Dard dilon ke kam ho jaate,
Main aur Tum agar hum ho jaate,

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Suna hai aaj us ke ankho me aa gaye Aansoo,
Wo Bachho ko sikha rahi thi mohabbat aise likhte hai.

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Sukhe Patte Ko Bhi Mil Rahi Hai Zindagi Hawaao Se,
Ekraar-e-Mohabbat Ne Jahan Ka Mosam Badal Diya

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Har din ye dil akela hota hai, Har ek pal uske bina adhura hota hai,
Koi yaad karta h koi bhoola deta hai, Par har ek friend zaroori hota hai.

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Hum aise aashiq hain, Jo gulab ko kamal bana denge, uski ek
ada pe gazal bna denge, agar wo aa gaye zindagi main to kasam
se JALANDHAR mai bhi TAJ MAHAL bna denge

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No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done.
No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.

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Being someone’s first love may be great,
but to be their last is beyond perfect.

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Whatsapp love messages

Finally Whatsapp love messages and images are ready to be make your day special. We have collected some of the best Whatsapp love messages, quotes, Whatsapp love videos, love Whatsapp quotes and other Whatsapp Messages which will wish your friends automatically who visit your profile. Through our friendship Whatsapp status you can show the strength of your friendship to others.

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Whatsapp-Love-messages

Fiza mein mehakti sham ho tum, Pyaar mein jhalakta jaam ho tum..
Sine mein chupaye phirte hai hum yaadein tumhari, Isiliye meri Zindagi
ka dusra naam ho tum.

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Yeh bhi ek dua hai khuda se, Kisi ka dil na dukhe humari wajah se.
Aye khudakar de kuchh aisi inaayat hum pe, Ki khushiyaan hi mile
sabko humari wajah se.

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Har ek manzar pe udasi chayi hai, Chand ki Roshni mein bhi kami
aayi hai.. Akele ache they hum apne aashiyane mein, Jaane kyu toot
kar aaj phir aapki yaad aayi hai.

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Faasle mita kar aapis mein pyar rakhna, Pyar ka rishta
yu hi barkaraar rakhna.. Bichar jaye kabhi aapse hum,
toh aankhon mein humesha humara intezaar rakhna.

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I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re
amazing and I can’t stop thinking about you!

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Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing
you is the heartache that never goes away.

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I can’t place anyone above you but I can place myself above you,
not to be a master but to be your shield and always protect you.

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No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done.
No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.

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I love you more today than yesterday but
I love you less today than I will tomorrow.

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Every day, Every hour, Every minute, and
Every second. I cant stop Thinking of You!

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I love you now like I’ve loved you when we first met,
you are the other half that makes me whole.

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Apni yaadon se kaho ek din ki chutti de mujhe,
Ishq ke hisse mein bhi itwaar hona chahiye..

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Aapko jo dekha hmne, mano zindagi mil gayi hai
Aapka pyar paya humne, mano jannat mil gayi hai..

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I HOPE YOU NEVER THINK ABOUT
ANYTHING AS MUCH AS I THINK ABOUT YOU.

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My heart was sad, lonely and sick but then you came,
healed it and filled it with much happiness. I love you my life.

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To live, I need air,
For life I need a heartbeat
To have a good heart I need love,
And to feel loved, I need YOU!

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I love you too much, my heart is sure
As clock ticks by, love you little more,
Your loving smile, cheerful face, no one will ever take your place.

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Best Whatsapp sms in Hindi Language

If you Guys are looking for best Whatsapp messages in Hindi to update your profile status on Whatsapp, then we’ll provide you the best collection of Whatsapp sms in your loving language. Hindia is the most used language of Hindia. The statuses you will get here would be fresh and never used before by any status providers.

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Whatsapp-sms-in-Hindi

Mere pyar ki shiddat se tu anjan hai pagli,
Agar hawa bhi tujhe chhu kar guzre to humko jalan hoti hai..

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Tadap Rahe Hai Hum Tumse Ek Alfaaz Ke Liye,
Tod Do Apni Khamoshi Hume Zinda Rakhne Ke Liye..

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Yeh samaj paao to sab kuch samaj paoge,
Waqt lamhon mein khoob nazar aata hai fir bhi guzar jata hai..

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Tod do na wo qasam jo khai hai,
kabhi kabhi yaad kar lene main kya burai hai..

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Tu Whatsapp Pe Hai
Kya?
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Me :- Nahi Sorry Main
Whatsapp Pe Nahi Hu, Whatsapp
Mere Phone Me Hai..

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Aarju honi chahiye dill me kise ko yad karne
ki.. Lamhe toh apne ap he miljate he dost

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Mujhe teri mohabbat ko sahara mil gaya hota..
agar tufan nahi aata kinara mil gaya hota…

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Parindon ki fitrat se aaye the vo hamare dil mein,
Zara sa pankh kya nikal aaye ki aashiyana chhod gaye.

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Acha banaya ashiyana tumne pyar ka,
Buniyaad le gaye mere ghar ki ukhaad kar..

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Itna Aasan Nahi Shaher E Mohabbat Ka Pata..
Khud Bhatkte Firte Hain Yahan Raah Batane Wale..

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Barkaraar rakh tu apna honsla har kadam par
Patharon par abhi kismat aajmana baki hai..

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Hatheli se sab rait ki tarah fisal raha hai
Jo kabhi jaan girvi rakh ke kharida tha.

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Kaash Unko Kabhi Fursat Mein Yeh Khayal Aa Jaye;
Ke Koi Yaad Karta Hai Unhe Zindagi Samajh Kar!

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Hans kar dard chupane ki karigari mash hoor hai meri,
Par koi hunar kaam nahi aata jab tera naam aata hai.

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Zindagi mein toh woh mehfil se utha dete the
Dekhun ab mar gaye par kaun uthaata hai mujhe.

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Mulaqat zaruri hai agar rishte bachane hai,
lagakar bhul aane se to paudhe bhi sukh jaate hain.

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Ek hasrat thi ki kabhi vo bhi hume manay
Par yeh kambakht dil unse rootha hi nahi..

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Wahi hua na.. tera dil bhar gaya mujhse
Maine kaha bhi tha.. yeh mohabbat nahi kuch dillagi si hai..

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Tumne hi karaya tha safar mohabbat ki kashti ka
Ab nazar na churao mujhe dubte dekh kar..!!

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Latest whatsapp messages

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Best-Whatsapp-Messages

Wo khud ko phool aur hum ko patthar keh kar muskuraya karte hain,
Unko kya khabar patthar to patthar rehte hain phool hi murjhaya karte hain..

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Tanhai To Hai Apni Zindagi Ke Har Ek Pal Se
Chalo Yeh Shikwa Bhi Door Hua Ke Kisi Ne Saath Na Diya.!!

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Isse zyada or kya dard de hum apne aap ko!!
Yeh kafi hai ke hum tere bin rahne lage hai.

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If procrastination was an
Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.

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You treated me like an
option so i left you like an choice

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My love is genuine that is sure,
and so is yours, white and pure.
Your loving smile on that pretty face,
no one will ever take your place!

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I will never compare you to a beautiful rose,
because the rose wilts in a few days,
but you are bright and beautiful forever.

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I am very happy to have you as my girlfriend.
Thank you for your support and believing in me.
But before all this, I have been your consistent number one fan!
I love you.

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Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,
I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.

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Even romeo went from being “in
a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.

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Itni thokarein dene ke liye shukriya-e-zindagi,
Chalne ka na sahi, sambhalne ka hunar to aa gaya.

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Kuch sahi to Kuch Harrah kehte hain,
Log Hume bigda hua nawaab kehte hain,
Hum to badnaam hue Kuch is kadar,
Ki pani bhi peeyein to log sharaab kehte hain.

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Aksar log puchte hain kiske liye likhte ho
Aksar dil sochta hai kaash koi hota.

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Yeh Zaroori Nahi Ki Har Baat vo Meri Samjhe..
Zaroori Yeh Hai Ki vo Mujhe Kuchh To SamJhe.

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The problem is not the problem; the
problem is your attitude about the problem.

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Sukhe honthon se hi hoti hain meethi baatein.
Pyas bujh jaye to alfaz or insan dono badal jate hai.

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Bahut Rulaya Hai Logon Ne Pyar Ki Khatir Aye Maut.!
Agar Tu Sath De Toh Sabh Ko Rulane Ka Irada Hai Mera

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Husn ae mujjassim ho ya sanwli si surat,
Ishq agar ruh se ho to har chehra kamaal lagta hai.

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Meri palkon ka ab nind se koi talluk nahi raha,
Mera kaun hai yeh sochne mein raat guzar jati hai.

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Kaash Ye Mohabbat Khwab Si Hoti..
Bas Ankh Kholti Aur kissa Khatam…

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Whatsapp forward messages

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Whatsapp-forward-messages

Sardaar ko uska Sasur joote mar raha tha??
Ek Aadmi: Kyun maar rahe ho is ko…??
Sasur: Maine isko hospital se whatsapp kiya ki ‘Tum Baap Ban Gye Ho
Saale ne usko bhi 50 doston ko forward kar diya…

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Banta Ki Tabiyat Bahut Kharab Thi. Wo ICU Mein Bed Pe Leta Marne Wala Tha.
Usne Santa Ko Apne Paas Bulaya Aur Bola.
Banta: Ye Le 1 Lakh Rupaye. Mere Marne Ke Baad Meri Kabar Par 1 Peg Whisky Roz Chidak

Diyo.
Santa: Tu Bura Na Maane To Chidakne Se Pehle Us Whskey Ko Apni Kidney Se Filter Kar Du?

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Wanting you is easy missing you is hard.
Wishing you was with me wrapped up in my arms.
Constantly think of you when we are apart.
I’ve got the padlock you have the key to my heart.

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Mat_puchh_kaise guzar rahi hai zindagi,
Us daur se guzar rahi hai jo guzarta hi nahi

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Kaise Gujarti hai Meri Har Ek Shaam Tere Bagair,
Agar Tu Dekhle To Kabhi Tanha Na Chhodte Mujhe.

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Aaj bhi ek sawaal hai dil mein,
Pyaar ka gum be-shumaar hai dil mein,
kuch keh nahin pata yeh dil magar,
Kisi ke liye bahut pyar hai is dil mein.

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Kaun Sa Sher Sunayun Main Tumhe, Sochta Hun
Nya Uljha Hai Bahut Aur Purana Mushkil

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Unchi Imaaraton Se Makaan Mera Ghir Gya
Kuch Log Mere Hisse Ka Suraj Bhi Kha Gye

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Dil ke Bazaar mein Daulat nahi Dekhi Jati,
Pyar ho jae to Surat nahi Dekhi Jati,
Ek Sathi pe Luta do Sab Kuch,
Kyunki Pasand ho Cheez to Kismat bhi Dekhi nahi Jati..

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Jaati Nahi Aankhon Se Surat Teri
Na Jaati Hai Dil Se Mohabbat Teri
Tere Jaane Ke Baad Hota Hai Mehsoos Yoon
Humein Aur Bhi Jyaada Hai Zaroorat Teri.

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Ek mehfil mein do taqdeeron ka karaar kho gaya,
Na chahte huye bhi ishq ko husn ka deedar ho gaya,
Is kadar shama se parwane par vaar ho gaya,
Usi pal shola shabnam par nisar ho gaya.

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Kya Tareef Karun Aapki Baat Ki,
Har Lafz Mein Jaise Khusboo Ho Gulaab Ki..
Rab Ne Diya Hai Itna Pyara Sanam,
Har Din Tamanna Rehti Hai Mulaqaat Ki..!

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Wo bhul gye unhe hasaya kisne tha,
Jab wo ruthe the to manaya kisne tha,
Wo kehte hain Wo bahut ache hai,
Wo bhul gaye hai ki unhe ye bataya kisne tha..

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Cool whatsapp messages

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Sab bhool jata hu aapke siva, ye kya mujhe hua
h Kya isi ehsaas ko duniya ne pyar ka naam dia hain.

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Mausam ki khushgawari ka ek hi ishara
hai, Yaadein hain jiski woh yaar humara hain

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Our paths may change as life goes along,
but the bond between Us remains ever strong…

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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your
own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

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When I miss you I re-read our old
conversations and smile like an idiot.

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Nothing spoils the
target more than a hit.

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It’s not how we make mistakes,
but how we correct them that define us.

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I have never wished to cater to the crowd;
for what I know they do not approve, and what they approve I do not know.

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As cold water and warm iron take away the wrinkles of clothes.
A cool mind and warm heart takes out the worries of life…

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It’s not how we make mistakes,
but how we correct them that define us.

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latest-whatsapp-messages

Agar fursat ke lamho mein mujhe yaad karte ho to iski koi zarurat nahi,
Main tanha zarur ho lekin fizool nahi..

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Meri sadiyan bigaad di tumne..
Apne lamhe sanwarne ki khatir..

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Wohi Muntazir Nigahien Wohi Sham-e-Gham Ka Aalam..
Hum Azal Se Dekh Rahe Hain Teri Wapsi Ki Raahaien..

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Kuch log pasand karne lae hain alfaz mere,
Matlab mohabbat mein barbaad aur bhi hue hain..

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Manzilon se gumrah bhi kar dete hain kuch log,
Har kisi se raasta puchna acha nahi hota..

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Meri ruh tarasti hai tere khushboo ko,
Tum kahin aur mehko hume yeh gawara nahi..

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Dosti ka rista do anjano ko jod deta hai,
Har kadam par zindagi ko naya mod deta hai,
Saccha dost sath deta hai tab,
Jab apna saya bhi sath chod deta hai..

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Wada Na Karo Agar Tum Nibha Na Sako,
Chaho Na Usko Jise Tum Pa Na Sako,
Dost To Duniya Mein Bahut Hote Hain,
Par Ek Khas Rakho Jiske Bina Tum Muskura Na Sako..

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Apki Dosti Pe Naaz Hai Humein
Kal Tha Jitna Bharosa Utna Aj Hai Humein!
Dost Woh Nahi Jo Khushi Mein Sath De
Dost Wahi Jo Har Pal Apnepan Ka Ehsas De!!!

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Dosti Karo To Hamesha Muskura Ke,
Kisi Ko Dhokha na Do Apna Bana Ke,
Kar lo yaad Jab Tak Hum Zinda hain,
Fir na Kehna Chale Gaye Dil Mein Yaadein basa ke.

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Dil ke Bazaar mein Daulat nahi Dekhi Jati,
Pyar ho jae to Surat nahi Dekhi Jati,
Ek Sathi pe Luta do Sab Kuch,
Kyunki Pasand ho Cheez to Kismat bhi Dekhi nahi Jati..

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Dil hai mera par dhadkan tumhari hai
Kalam meri, likhayi tumhari hai
Saans meri par khushboo tumhari hai
Har ghazal unki,jaan hamari hai ..

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Mein Agar Chahun Bhi To Shayad
Na Likh Sakhun Lafzon Ko
Jinhe Padh Kar Tum Samjh Sako Ke
Mujhe Tumse Kitni Mohabbat Hai..

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Whatsapp msg for friends

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Whatsapp-masti-sms

Whatsapp ek masti hai
Call se sasti hai
Neend ko udati hai
Khoon ko badati hai
Dimag ko pakati hai
Par kuch bhi ho
ek doosre ki yaad to dilati hai

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Itni Shakti Hume Dena Data…
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Ki Kabhi Kisi Girl Ke Samne Surrender na Kare.

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“Your excuses are nothing more
than the lies your fears have sold you.”

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Sometimes we need to be:
Hurt – In order to grow
Fail – In order to know
Lose – In order to gain
Some lessons are learned best through pain.

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Sunny Leone arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting…
Bhikhari: “Behanji 1 rupiya dedo…”
Sunny Loene gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: “Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?”
Sunny Loene: “Pehli bar kisine behan kaha hai…dil bhawuk ho gaya.

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Sunny Leone to taxi driver- Airport
chaloge??
Driver- Haan chalunga….
Sunny leone- Kya loge ?
Driver- Gareeb Aadmi hoon behenji, Paise hee lunga.

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Arz kiya hai…jara gaur farmaiya ga
Shayri likhna koi masti nahi
Shayri likhna koi masti nahi
Shayri karna koi sasti nahi
Aur jo ladki tumare samne hasti nahi
Samjho ke wo brush barabar karti nahi.

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Husband: Raja Dasarath Ke 3 Rani Thi.
Wife: To Kya?
Husband: To Mai 2 Shaadiyan Aur Kar Sakta Hu.
Wife: Draupadi Ka Naam Suna Hai?
Husband: Tu Bhi Na Pagli Dil Pe Le Leti Hai!

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Whatsapp comedy messages

Our spy whatsapp msgs are Cool in nature that is most commonly searched by the Whatsapp users. Here is the best Cool, sad Whatsapp mesgs that you must have if you are an active Whatsapp user. All these images or DP’s are available in free of cast that you can use for your Whatsapp platform.

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Newly Married Couple
Biwi : Aaj tum udaas kyu ho?
Husband : Meri Maa or Bahen alag ho gai hain.
Biwi : Koi baat nahin ab me aagai hun na,
Tumhari Maa Bahen ek kar dungi

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Sharifon Mein Koi Chor Nahi Hota,
Khwabon Me Koi Aur Nahi Hota,
Library Me Koi Shor Nahi Hota,
Sawan Me Aajkal ‘Mor’ Nahi Hota,
Dhandhe Me Koi 100% Pure Nahi Hota,
Par Ek Baat Ki Guarantee Hai,
WHATSAPP Pe..
Jo Raheta Hai Woh,
Life Me Kabhi Bore Nahi Hote..

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Whatsapp romantic messages

Raat chup hai magar chand khamosh nahi,
Kaise kahoon aaj phir hosh nahin,
Is tarah dooba hoon teri mohabbat ki gahrai mein,
Hath mein jaam hai aur peena ka hosh nahin.

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Apni nazar se na dekh apni khubsurti ko,
Tjhe heera bhi pathar lagega,
Log kehte hain tu chand ka tukda hai,
Magar tu meri nazar se dekh chand tera tukda lagega.

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Tere naam ko apne hontho pe sajaya hai maine,
Teri ruh ko apne dil mein basaya hai maine,
Duniya tumhe dhondte dhondte ho jayegi pagal
Dil ke aise kone mein chhupaya hain maine.

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Pyar mein koi dil todta hai,
Zindagi mein koi bharosa todta hai,
Zindagi jeena to koi gulab se sikhe,
Jo khud tutkar do dilon ko jodta hai..

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Ishq ne hume benaam kar diya,
Har khushi se hume anjaan kar diya,
Humne to kabhi nahi chaha ke hume bhi mohabbat ho,
Lekin aap ki ek nazar ne hume nilaam kar diya.

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Tere naam se Mohabbat ki hai,
Tere Ehsaas se Mohabbat ki hai,
Tum mere pass nahi phir bhi,
Tumhari yaad se Mohabbat ki hai,
Kabhi Tum ne bhi mujhe yaad kiya hoga,
Maine un lamhat se mohabbat ki hai,
Tum se milna to ek khwab sa lagta hai,
Maine Tumhare intezar se mohabbat ki hai..

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Apke aane se zindagi kitni Khubsurat hai,
Dil mein basi Hai jo woh aapki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse khabhi Bhulkar bhi,
Hame har kadam Par aapki zarurat hai.

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Dil Ki Hasrat Zuban Pe Aane Lagi
Tune Dekha Aur Zindagi Muskurane Lagi
Yeh Ishq Ki Inteha Thi Ya Deewangi Meri
Har Soorat Mein Soorat Teri Nazar Aane Lagi.

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Wo aksar humse poochte the..
Zindagi kya or maut kya hai??
Hum dil hi dil mein kehte the,
Tujhe paa liya to zindagi, tujhe kho diya to maut..!!

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Baandh rakha Hai Teri Yaad Ne maazi Se Mujhe,
Warna Guzre Huwe lamhaat mein Kya rakha Hai.
Meri takmeel teri Zaat Se Hi Mumkin Hai,
Tu Alag Ho to meri Zaat mein Kya rakha Hai.

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Dhup Tez hai paas Saya bhi nahi,
Dard Aisa hai ki Rona Aaya bhi nahi,
Tere siwa kisiko maine Apna Mana hi nahi,
Kyunki kisiko Aap Jaisa Rab Ne Banaya hi nahi,

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Gujarati whatsapp messages

gujarati whatsapp messagesDarek manas Hava ma udi rahyo che
to Jamin par Aatali badhi bhid kem Chhe..?

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Jyare Kai Na Hoy Tyare Tamaru Menejment Ane Jyarre Badhu j Hoy Tyare
Tamaru Vartan Tamari Safalata No Aayno Chhe..

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BHul Kari Ne Pastavu Saru….Ane..
Bhul Karava Karata Bhulo Thi Bachavu so Darajje Saru

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Bija Koi Pan Sadgun Karta
Bijani Vat Shanti Thi Sambhlvano Sadgun
Bahu O6a Manso Ma Hoy Che

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Manas aakhi Duniya same ladi sake che,
pan Potana Angat vyakti same ladi sakto nathi.
Karan k Teni same tene Jitvu nathi hotu pan Jivvu hoy che

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Gujarati special
Girl : hu kevi dekhav chu?.
Boy : ??
Girl : aa vari su
Boy : bekar

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Chhe Baraf Ni Ak Khubi Manas Ma Pan…!!
Koi Ni Lagani Ni Hunf Male To Tarat Ogali Jay Chhe,,!!!

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Badhi j kalao ma jivan ni kala best Che,
Sari rite jivi jane te j sacho kalakar.

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Kon kahe che prem 1 j var thay che,
Hu to tane jetli var jou chu etli var thay che..

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Bolya kare a maitri,
chup rahe a prem
milan karave a maitri,
judai satave a prem
hasave a maitri,
radave a prem,
to pan loko maitri mukine kem kare chhe prem??

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DOSTI evi karjo k jema shabdo ochha ne samaj vadhara hoy viwad occha ne sneh
vadhara hoy Swas ochha ne Vishwas vadhre hoy purawa ochha ne dost vadhare hoi..

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Sad whatsapp messages

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Whatsapp-sad-message

Pee hai sharab har gali har dukan se,
Ek dosti si ho gai hai sharab ke jaam se,
Guzre hain hum ishq mein kuch aise mukam se,
Ke nafrat si ho gai hai mohabbat ke naam se.

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Ruthi Jo Zindagi To Mana Lenge Hum
Mile Jo Gam Vo Seh Lenge Hum
Bus Aap Rehna Hamesha Sath Humare To
Nikalte Hue Aansuo Mein Bhi Muskura Lenge Hum

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Na Paas Jaane Deta Hai Na Door Us Se Hone Deta Hai,
Na Dil Se Mere Noor Uska khone Deta Hai.
Na Jaane Kaisi Likhi Hai Kismat Khuda Ne Meri,
Na Dil Se Muskurane Deta Hai Na Khul Kar Mujhe Rone Deta Hai.

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Kis Baat Ka Marham Denge Yaar,
Jab Haal Hamara Na Jaane Koi,
Sab Dekhte Hain Upri Dikhave Ko Hi,
Mere Dil Ka Dard Na Pahchane Koi…

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Dil ke dard ko dil todne wale kya jana,
Pyar ki rasmo ke yeh zamane wale kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takliff kabar ke niche,
Yeh upar se phool charane wale kya jane.

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Nazar chahti hai didaar karna,
dil chahta hai pyaar karna,
kya batayein is dil ka aalam,
naseeb mein likha hai intezar karna.

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Pehla Sa Wo JunooN!
Wo Mohabbat Nahi Rahi!
Kuch Kuch Sambhal Gaye Han
Tumhari Duaa Se Hum!

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People cry not because they are weak,
It’s because they’ve been strong for too long.

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The greatest pain that comes from
love, is loving someone who are not here..

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One Of The Difficult Things In Life Is Having The
Words In Your Heart That You Can Not Speak to anyone..

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